The Butt Book by Artie Bennett, MikeLester Hardcover, 32 Pages, Published 2009 by Bloomsbury Usa Childrens ISBN-13: 978-1-59990-311-8, ISBN: 1-59990-311-3
"Make way for the butt! Tall butts, short butts, round butts, flat butts.Butts on mummies and butts on mommies.Butts on giraffes and elephants and dogs and… FISH? Yes, even fish butts are celebrated in this tribute to backsides, rumps, tushies, keisters, heinies, and derrieres. Dozens of funny rhymes and pages of laugh-out-loud pictures pay homage to a body part that keeps kids and grown-ups giggling with glee. Bottoms up!"
"Language:Chinese.Paperback. Pub the Date: September. 2002 Pages: 32 in Publisher by: penguin It's December 23 and Christmas is just around the corner. But one family is the having trouble getting its act together. Once again. Natasha Wing follows the rhythms and meter of Clement Moore's classic Christmas poem. yet gives it her own entirely original twist."
"This brand-new Ready-to-Read series stars a princess who’s a royal pain!Princess Regina isn’t lovely, or sweet, or charming like a princess is supposed to be....Instead, she’s downright rotten! When Regina’s concerned parents send her off to a special princess boarding school, Regina is horrified to learn that she’s not the only princess in the world. Not only that, she has to share a dorm room with another princess! After a long day of ..."
"An electifying picture book from the author of The Hunger Games.Charlie McButton likes computer games so much, he never plays with anything else. When a thunderstorm knocks out the electricity, his tech empire comes tumbling down, and his whole world loses power.He needs batteries--FAST. But the only triple A's he can find are in his little sister's talking doll. Will he resort to desperate measures and cause his little sister to have a ..."
"When she has the chance to ruin a bake sale, Princess Regina is anything but sweet in this Level 2 Ready-to-Read story.The princesses at Miss Prunerot’s school are planning a bake sale featuring Regina’s special cupcakes. But when Regina finds out the bake sale will take place at a wizard’s convention, she can’t resist the temptation to live up to her nickname and do something really rotten to ruin everything!"
Cool Daddy Rat by Kristyn Crow, MikeLester Hardcover, 32 Pages, Published 2008 by Putnam Juvenile ISBN-13: 978-0-399-24375-2, ISBN: 0-399-24375-5
"Every night, Cool Daddy Rat takes his bass case and goes out to play jazz and scat around the city. But one night he hears something strange: Peeky squeaky who dat? It's his son, Ace, hiding in the bass case! After a reassuring call to Mama, the pair go all over the city together, filling the streets with his sweet beat. And when Ace can't contain himself any longer, Cool Daddy Rat finds out he's not the only fantastic scatter in the fa ..."
" A cheerfully chaotic spin on a counting book, featuring a very large familyFrom mealtime to bathtime to bedtime, ordinary activities become extraordinary when you live with twenty-seven owls, eleven dogs, six goldfish, a carsick gerbil, and numerous other furry, feathery, and finned friends. Jaunty text, wonderfully ridiculous illustrations, and plenty of counting challenges make this extraordinary household worth repeat visits. "
"This hilarious cumulative tale in the tradition of "The House That Jack Built" depicts a typical day at school. This is the teacher all ready for school. These are the students who rush through the door and topple the teacher all ready for school. The chaos continues&150and accumulates&150on each spread.An ant farm is tipped over, the birthday boy slips and spills his cupcakes, and then the class hamster escapes. . . . Through it all, t ..."
"An electifying picture book from the author of The Hunger Games.Charlie McButton likes computer games so much, he never plays with anything else. When a thunderstorm knocks out the electricity, his tech empire comes tumbling down, and his whole world loses power.He needs batteries--FAST. But the only triple A's he can find are in his little sister's talking doll. Will he resort to desperate measures and cause his little sister to have a ..."
A is for Salad(Reprint) (Picture Puffins) by MikeLester Paperback, 40 Pages, Published 2002 by Puffin Books ISBN-13: 978-0-698-11926-0, ISBN: 0-698-11926-6
"A is for what? A is for salad, and B is for Viking. Welcome to the wacky world of Mike Lester, where nothing is as it seems. Is A really for salad, or is it for the alligator eating a bowl of mixed greens? And maybe B is for the beaver wearing a Viking helmet. You'll have to look twice to figure out what each letter really stands for in this irreverent alphabet book. Learning your ABCs has never been so much F-U-N. Mike Lester “turns ..."
"Nobody knows the subjects of marriage and divorce better than Grizzard. In a package almost as clever as the author, this original paperback will appeal to everyone interested in the vagaries of romance."
"Daniella Chace, Maureen B. Keane. This smoothie is a cool, thick morning drink.
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"How to avoid becoming the victim of an Investment Scam or Ponzi Scheme. We urge you to read this book so you won't lose your life savings in an Investment Scam. Mike and Randy have a passion to help people avoid the Investment Scams that have caused Billions and Billions of dollars to disappear over the past 30 years in all kinds of illegal schemes designed to steal a person's life savings. In some cases, just bad investment advice has ..."
"FLIT-FLIT flapped the flea in the scruffy dog's hair. "AAROOF!" howled the stray as he jumped in the air.AWOOMPH was the sound as he dropped like a sack, landing THUD! "OH CRUD!" on an old man's back.How can something so tiny cause so much havoc? When a flea jumps onto a stray dog, causing the dog to jump on a lonely man, the race is on to find flea powder fast! A little itch on a big dog makes for HUGE chaos, but their adventure also l ..."
"If you've always wanted to giggle in Georgia, hee-haw in Hawaii, tee-hee in Tennessee, or chuckle in California, then get ready to laugh from sea to shining sea! United Jokes of America will crack you up with jolly jokes, riotous riddles, knee-slapping knock-knocks, and funny facts about the fabulous fifty states. No matter where you live, United Jokes of America will keep you in stitches!"
"Age Level: 5 and up | Grade Level: K and up
This hilarious cumulative tale in the tradition of "The House That Jack Built" depicts a typical day at school. This is the teacher all ready for school. These are the students who rush through the door and topple the teacher all ready for school. The chaos continues-and accumulates-on each spread. An ant farm is tipped over, the birthday boy slips and spills his cupcakes, and then the class h ..."
"Also by Lewis Grizzard Don 't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them
Taters Got Eyes When My Love ... Boys — They're Ridin' Shetland Ponies Elvis Is
Dead and I Don 't Feel So Good Myself If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart ..."
An Occasional Dream(1st Edition) by MikeLester Paperback, 176 Pages, Published 2005 by Uglytown Productions ISBN-13: 978-0-9663473-8-8, ISBN: 0-9663473-8-2
"The city holds many dark secrets. Lives begin and end on its streeets and in its alleys. It's no place for a man to find peace. No place for a man to find love. Boyd's just a small town hood trying like hell to survive. But his tantalizing obsession with money keeps him held down, bound within the depths of the city's mysteries. Still, he's able to maintain balance, at least until Russ, the local crimeboss, gives Boyd a simple snatch-a ..."
"This brand-new Ready-to-Read series stars a princess who s a royal pain! Princess Regina isn t lovely, or sweet, or charming like a princess is supposed to be....Instead, she s downright rotten! When Regina s concerned parents send her off to a special princess boarding school, Regina is horrified to learn that she s not the only princess in the world. Not only that, she has to share a dorm room with another princess! After a long day o ..."