"It wasn't enough to ruin Maddie's report on Cinderella - her stepbrother, Holden, has somehow broken the ACTUAL fairy tale. The ugly stepsister is marrying the prince, and there's no happy ever after! The only way to fix it is by entering the story. But if Holden and Maddie can't solve the problem, they'll be stuck in the fairy tale world forever."
"Maddie is starring in her school's production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, so she is glad that her annoying stepbrother is visiting his father and not there to mess up another fairy tale--except it turns out that Germany is not far enough away to prevent the malicious fairy Resplenda from working her curse on the two step-siblings, and they must bring about a reconciliation between the Wicked Queen and her victims."
Buttheads from Outer Space (Paperback) by JerryMahoney Paperback, 288 Pages, Published 2018 by Sky Pony Press ISBN-13: 978-1-5107-3261-2, ISBN: 1-5107-3261-6
"The buttheads have landed―and they're trying to wipe us out! My best friend Lloyd and I had the perfect plan. We started a blog to invite aliens to come to Earth and hang out―but only with us. That way, they wouldn't have to meet any boring world leaders or get cut open by scientists or anything like that. We'd just chill out, eat junk food, and play video games together. Sweet, right? And it worked! Two aliens showed up one night in th ..."
"AGAIN, Holden?! First you broke Cinderella, now Beauty and the Beast? Your stepsister is ready to strangle you. Pointing out that the Beast kidnapped Beauty and only fell for her looks has somehow put the real Beast in jail! Now there'll never be a happy ending. You need to go into the fairy tale world of rural France and-- what do you mean you don't speak French?!"
"I just give up, Holden. You've broken fairy tale after fairy tale, and you show no sign of stopping. At least Maddie secretly wants you to break Aladdin so she can enter the fairy tale world to fix it. She is so ready to be a glamourous princess. Wait, she's going to be turned into a-- oh no, it's too cruel-- Holden, don't LAUGH! Quick, just help Aladdin and his princess find their happy ever after!"
Mommy Man How I Went from Mild-Mannered Geek to Gay Superdad by JerryMahoney Hardcover, 296 Pages, Published 2014 by Taylor Trade Publishing ISBN-13: 978-1-58979-922-6, ISBN: 1-58979-922-4
"As a teenager growing up in the 1980s, all Jerry Mahoney wanted was a nice, normal sham marriage: 2.5 kids and a frustrated, dissatisfied wife living in denial of her husband’s sexuality. Hey, why not? It seemed much more attainable and fulfilling than the alternative—coming out of the closet and making peace with the fact that he’d never have a family at all. Twenty years later, Jerry is living with his long-term boyfriend, Drew, and t ..."
"I just give up, Holden. You've broken fairy tale after fairy tale, and you show no sign of stopping. At least Maddie secretly wants you to break Aladdin so she can enter the fairy tale world to fix it. She is so ready to be a glamourous princess. Wait, she's going to be turned into a-- oh no, it's too cruel-- Holden, don't LAUGH! Quick, just help Aladdin and his princess find their happy ever after!"
"AGAIN, Holden?! First you broke Cinderella, now Beauty and the Beast? Your stepsister is ready to strangle you. Pointing out that the Beast kidnapped Beauty and only fell for her looks has somehow put the real Beast in jail! Now there'll never be a happy ending. You need to go into the fairy tale world of rural France and-- what do you mean you don't speak French?!"
"It wasn't enough to ruin Maddie's report on Cinderella - her stepbrother, Holden, has somehow broken the ACTUAL fairy tale. The ugly stepsister is marrying the prince, and there's no happy ever after! The only way to fix it is by entering the story. But if Holden and Maddie can't solve the problem, they'll be stuck in the fairy tale world forever."
"Holden, you have sunk to a new low. Making fun of Maddie's beloved Snow White has changed the story and led to the Wicked Queen triumphing. If you and Maddie don't stop arguing, the prince will never marry Snow White and, more importantly, you'll never go home to the real world! Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to fix the fairy tale you go!"
"Maddie McMatthews has the worst stepbrother ever. Not only does he make fun of her favorite fairy tales, but he somehow breaks the actual stories. Now none of the characters live happily ever after--and that's the best bit! Maddie and Holden find themselves sucked into the fairy tale world to fix the problems he's caused. And if they can't, they can kiss their chance to return to the real world goodbye . . ."
Mommy Man How I Went from Mild-Mannered Geek to Gay Superdad by JerryMahoney 296 Pages, Published 2014 by Rowman & Littlefield ISBN-13: 978-1-58979-923-3, ISBN: 1-58979-923-2
"I wish you could've been here to witness it all firsthand. Thanks to my fellow
Barracudas—Dave Boerger, James Dutcher, Julie Singer, Victoria Strouse, Adam
Tobin, and Janice “Sassymama” Bech for making me a better writer. Thanks to
the friends who might as well be family—Tia Lauren, Janice & C.B. Browne, Drew
Greenberg, Michael Messer, Robin Sindler, Chuck & Meredith Stephenson, Alex
Cobo, Tom Kenney & Dimitry Grushko, Matthew Alla ..."
"The buttheads have landed—and they're trying to wipe us out!"
Buttheads from Outer Space (Paperback) by JerryMahoney Paperback, Published 2019 by Scholastic Australia, Gosford ISBN-13: 978-1-76066-388-9, ISBN: 1-76066-388-3
"The ugly stepsister is marrying the prince, and there's no happy ever after! The only way to fix it is by entering the story. But if Holden and Maddie can't solve the problem, they'll be stuck in the fairy tale world forever."
"A collection of the Stooges' most outrageously funny routines, hosted by ventriloquist Paul Winchell and his dummy. 1960/b&w/78 min/NR/fullscreen & widescreen."