"This book is perfect for those times when you don't have anything to do and want to get outside. It’s jam packed with witty jokes, mind-boggling puzzles and challenges, wacky ideas, silly questions, fun quizzes, and interesting lists."
The Anti-Boredom Christmas Book Games, Crafts, Puzzles, Jokes, Riddles, and Carols for Hours of Family Fun (Anti-Boredom Books) by AndySeed, Scott Garrett Paperback, 168 Pages, Published 2019 by Sky Pony ISBN-13: 978-1-5107-5470-6, ISBN: 1-5107-5470-9
"Have fun and stay busy all winter with loads of games, quizzes, challenges, and activities!Christmas is everyone's favorite time of year. It's a time of giving, unwrapping, eating, and enjoying fun movies that you've already seen a dozen times. But it is also a time of waiting and traveling, which can definitely get a bit boring. Those long lines to meet Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus, or driving to visit family, can seem to drag on forever ..."
All Teachers Great and Small A Memoir of Lessons and Life in the Yorkshire Dales by AndySeed Paperback, 400 Pages, Published 2012 by Headline International Edition ISBN-13: 978-0-7553-6214-1, ISBN: 0-7553-6214-4
"Twenty-five years ago, newly qualified primary school teacher Andy Seed moved to a remote village in the Yorkshire Dales with his wife Barbara, anticipating breathtaking views and the simplicity of the countryside. The scenery did not disappoint, but Andy soon discovered that life as a primary school teacher was anything but simple. It was a year in which he made disastrous bids to provide a family home, naively and hilariously tried ou ..."
Interview with a Tiger and Other Clawed Beasts too (Hardback) by AndySeed Hardcover, 48 Pages, Published 2020 by Welbeck Publishing Group, United Kingdom ISBN-13: 978-1-78312-566-1, ISBN: 1-78312-566-7
"If you could talk to animals, what would you ask?"
A Giant Dose of Gross Discover the World's Most Disgusting Animals! by AndySeed, Claire Almon Hardcover, 64 Pages, Published 2019 by Qeb Publishing ISBN-13: 978-0-7112-4351-4, ISBN: 0-7112-4351-4
"Nature's most disgusting creatures take center stage, in this humorous but enlightening collection of downright disgusting creatures. From puking vultures and farting goats to stinky opossums who pretend to be dead, this title will include disgusting facts exploring each animal’s unusual skills and how they use them to survive. Humorous illustrations celebrating weird and wonderful creatures will delight any child with an interest in an ..."
RSPB Wild Facts About Nature by AndySeed Paperback, 160 Pages, Published 2018 by Bloomsbury Childrens Books ISBN-13: 978-1-4088-9187-2, ISBN: 1-4088-9187-5
"This laugh-out-loud book is bursting with facts, lists, jokes and funny stories all about nature! From the hilarious Andy Seed, winner of the Blue Peter Book Award 2015 for Best Books with Facts, comes the amazing Incredible Book of Fantastic Fascinating Nature published in partnership with the RSPB. Which fish can walk on land and climb trees? Ever wondered what makes a tiger walk backwards? How much poo comes out of an elephant's bott ..."
National Trust Ned the Nature Nut's Nutty Nature Facts and Jokes by AndySeed, Sarah Horne Paperback, 128 Pages, Published 2017 by Nosy Crow Ltd ISBN-13: 978-0-85763-925-7, ISBN: 0-85763-925-0
"This nutty, nature joke book is full of side-splittingly hilarious jokes and fascinating facts based on nature. Full of green-fingered giggles and wildlife witticisms, as well as incredible facts about nature, Ned the Nature Nut will turn you into a nature nut too!"
"Packed full of hilarious illustrations from the wonderful Scott Garrett, this book will keep you entertained for hours on end! Andy Seed's laugh-out-loud 'Anti-boredom' series has something for everyone!"
The Anti-Boredom Christmas Book (Paperback) by AndySeed Paperback, 160 Pages, Published 2016 by Bloomsbury Childrens ISBN-13: 978-1-4088-7010-5, ISBN: 1-4088-7010-X
"Warning: This book will cure all boredom!Christmas is everyone's favourite time of year."
"Do you know what 'park your jam on the frog' means? Fancy some ognib? What rhymes with 'circus'? ...plus many more amazing things you never knew about words. Have hours of fun wixing up your murds with this hilarious book, packed full of rhymes, puns, games, jokes, gibberish and more."
"This laugh-out-loud book is bursting with lists, facts, jokes and funny true stories all about silly people, silly animals, silly inventions, silly names and much more. Discover The Great Stink, the man who ate a bike, a girl really called Lorna Mower and a sofa that can do 101mph. Find out about famous pranks, crazy festivals, nutty cats, gross foods, epic sports fails, ludicrously silly words and really rubbish predictions. There are ..."
All Teachers Great and Small (Book 1): A heart-warming and humorous memoir of lessons and life in the Yorkshire Dales by AndySeed Hardcover, 384 Pages, Published 2011 by Headline ISBN-13: 978-0-7553-6212-7, ISBN: 0-7553-6212-8
"What readers are saying about All Teachers Great and Small: 'I howled with laughter on many occasions reading this book - it's a treasure!' 'Andy Seed brings the Dales to life with his memorable stories about rural school life in the 1980s."
"Track cycling has been around since the 1870s, but it's never been so popular as today! Find out all about the specialist bikes, breathtaking races and top riders in this book. * Copper/Band 12 books provide more complex plots and longer chapters that develop reading stamina. * Text type - An information book. * The book is organised into short chapters to help children practise the skills of locating and identifying important informati ..."
Prankenstein vs Yankenstein by AndySeed Paperback, 225 Pages, Published 2015 by Fat Fox Books Ltd ISBN-13: 978-0-9928728-5-4, ISBN: 0-9928728-5-5
"Blaming his cousin, Soapy decides there is only one thing for it - to bring back his alter ego prank playing monster, Prankenstein! But there is another beast out there and war is unleashed across the country. Can Soapy's best friends, the Twince save him?..."
Gross Animals Discover Nature's Most Disgusting Creatures! by AndySeed Hardcover, 64 Pages, Published 2019 by Qed Publishing ISBN-13: 978-0-7112-4350-7, ISBN: 0-7112-4350-6
"Nature's most disgusting creatures take centre stage, in this humorous but enlightening collection of downright disgusting creatures. From puking vultures and farting goats to stinky opossums who pretend to be dead, this title will include disgusting facts exploring each animal’s unusual skills and how they use them to survive. Humorous illustrations celebrating weird and wonderful creatures will delight any child with an interest in an ..."
"Here is a book that celebrates the joys, the aches, the lapses, the frustrations and the creaks of the retirement years. With fifty funny, nostalgic and poignant rhymes about childhood memories, hair loss, modern technology, manners, packaging, cats, grandchildren and more it’s the perfect read for those of fifty-plus who like a chuckle."
"Warning: this book will cure all boredom! Pick which pet is worse: a vampire bat, a dead worm or Godzilla; decide what you would do if you were Prime Minister; discover some yucky things that people eat around the world...and much more! This witty and wacky book is bursting with laugh-out-loud facts, games, quizzes and things to do for hours of fun. Say goodbye to long journey blues!"
Prankenstein by AndySeed, Richard Morgan Paperback, 250 Pages, Published 2014 by Fat Fox Books Ltd ISBN-13: 978-0-9928728-3-0, ISBN: 0-9928728-3-9
"When Soapy Thompson's granny is shot through the roof on a turbo-charged stairlift he knows that something is not right. Someone, or something, is playing hilarious pranks on family, neighbours and teachers, but who? Soapy and his friends decide to solve the mystery and discover that the culprit is a hairy superhuman figure with a shocking secret!"
"A year on from the end of ALL TEACHERS GREAT AND SMALL, Barbara and Andy Seed are settled into their Yorkshire Dales village, but at school trouble arrives for Andy in the form of nine-year-old Sheena. After two years in the job, Andy Seed returns to Cragthwaite brimming with confidence and looking forward to a year that is bound to bring its own rewards, as well as its share of mishaps and misadventures. But even he didn't anticipate ..."
Ed and the Shirtmakers (Paperback) by AndySeed Paperback, 31 Pages, Published 2016 by Badger Publishing, United Kingdom ISBN-13: 978-1-78464-528-1, ISBN: 1-78464-528-1
"This series is based around famous fairy tales, but not in the form the reader might expect."