"The Baby Owner's Manual has taught more than 350,000 readers how to 'operate' their newborns and infants. But what happens when your adorable bundle of joy morphs into a strange, snarling, hormone-fueled adolescent? In The Teen Owner's Manual, Sarah Jordan and Dr. Janice Hillman show how to navigate every stage of raising adolescents, from the first signs of puberty to the day your children leave the nest. Along the way, you'll learn h ..."
"The prequel to the book that started it all, "The Pregnancy Instruction Manual" is a fun, informative, accessible antidote to all those scary pregnancy books out there. With the hilarious icono-techy illustrations that have made this series a standout in every category, expectant mums (and dads) will find plenty to laugh - and learn - about as they chart the course of their new adventure. Pregnancy is a time of excitement, joy, and no s ..."
"Forget quicksand and shark attacks, child-rearing is the truly terrifying activity. A screaming baby on an airplane, no diapers ( ), monsters hiding in the closet, a long family car trip, the first date--these are the high-risk adventures you need to survive. Fortunately, the authors of the phenomenally best-selling "Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook" series now keep parents safe, from cradle to teens. Hands-on, step-by-step instruc ..."
"Wedding dress torn? Ring lost? Cake collapsed? Groom gone missing? Despite all the planning, the happy couple might not actually be prepared for The Big Day and all that can go awry. Luckily, the authors of the phenomenally best-selling Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series are back with all new, step-by-step instructions to help the bride and groom -- and everyone else -- survive the nuptials, from trimming the guest list all th ..."
Fat Boy by SarahJordan Paperback, 248 Pages, Published 2009 by Outskirts Press ISBN-13: 978-1-4327-4620-9, ISBN: 1-4327-4620-0
"We were boys then, more beautiful than we ever would be again, pure and perfect and not yet touched by age or anger or failure. Then we were innocent and baptized by the spirit of youth, swimming like cavorting puppies in the childhood soup from which someday we would emerge as men. We loved each other like brothers, Zack and Duncan and Fat Boy and I, and childhood stretched before us in endless possibility.Death had come now and then, ..."
Fat Boy (Hardback) by SarahJordan 248 Pages, Published 2009 by Outskirts Press ISBN-13: 978-1-4327-4706-0, ISBN: 1-4327-4706-1
"After Fat Boy, life's little horrors never surprised me again. The first hint that we had of Fat Boy's death came in the middle of the night as we slept in the fort that we had built at the edge of the borough's graveyard."
"Beginners consider keto diet as something unpleasant, taking away the joy of gastronomy. This is simply not true! Take a close look at the keto food list in the book to see how rich and colorful the choice is when preparing keto dishes."
"Get the Paperback and Receive the Kindle eBook for FREE!“Ideas for quick and easy keto dinners” is more than a cookbook – it is the complete guide to success for the healthy lifestyle and help in maintaining your ketohabits. It will help you to learn to cook fast yet delicious keto dinners in no time! Each recipe is easy, takes no more than 30-35 minutes to prepare and contains important at the glance info such as prep time, cook time, ..."
Year of The Pig Notebook Journal 6" x 9" Wide Ruled Paper 130 Pages by SarahJordan Paperback, Published 2019 by Independently Published ISBN-13: 978-1-79757-768-5, ISBN: 1-79757-768-9
Ketogenic Diet The Complete Guide to a High-Fat Diet, with More Than 100 Delectable Recipes and 7 days Meal Plans to Shed Weight, Heal Your Body and Regain Confidence by SarahJordan, Jenny Aaron Paperback, 51 Pages, Published 2018 by Independently Published ISBN-13: 978-1-72876-072-8, ISBN: 1-72876-072-0
"Have you ever looked in the mirror and wondered if you could ever lose those fats and get yourself an awesome physique? How about being free of conditions like high blood pressure and less than ideal cholesterol levels to enjoy a wholesome, healthy and active life?If that sounds good, step up and get ready to dive into the world of the Ketogenic Diet!What Does The Ketogenic Diet Give YouA healthy way to burn fat, and keep it off for rea ..."
Master Pet Sitting with Rover Start, Market and Grow Your Pet Sitting Business in 30 Days or Less by SarahJordan Paperback, 63 Pages, Published 2018 by Independently Published ISBN-13: 978-1-72021-530-1, ISBN: 1-72021-530-8
"Whether you want to pet sit once in a while or open up your own lux dog resort, this book will have you pet sitting sooner than you can say, "Doggie day camp"."
"Our love letter to color and all things bright, bold, and diverse, this collection hosts an enticing array of palettes, projects, and techniques. Merino marls and ombred alpaca share space with entrelac blankets and slip stitch bags. When you're ready for something new and inspiring, it's time to make a Color Shift.15 Patterns Included:Motley Entrelac BlanketGradient PulloverConcentrical CowlBarnsdall CardiGradience ShawlDancing Circles ..."
The Teen Owner's Manual Operating Instructions, Troubleshooting Tips, and Advice on Adolescent Maintenance by SarahJordan 224 Pages, Published 2014 by Quirk Books ISBN-13: 978-1-59474-770-0, ISBN: 1-59474-770-9
"Operating Instructions, Troubleshooting Tips, and Advice on Adolescent Maintenance Sarah Jordan. Life now comes with an owner's manual. THE BABY OWNER'S MANUAL THE BRIDE'S INSTRUCTION MANUAL THE GROOM'S INSTRUCTION MANUAL THE NEWLYWED'S ..."
The Pregnancy Instruction Manual Essential Information, Troubleshooting Tips, and Advice for Parents-to-Be by SarahJordan 224 Pages, Published 2014 by Quirk Books ISBN-13: 978-1-59474-771-7, ISBN: 1-59474-771-7
"But there’s no getting around it: Being pregnant can feel overwhelming. Fortunately, The Pregnancy Instruction Manual is here to answer all of your most pressing questions. Will the morning sickness ever go away?"
"Studies in Teaching and Learning With Culturally Diverse Texts Gladys Cruz,
Sarah Jordan, Jos‚ Mel‚ndez, Steven Ostrowski Alan Purves ... Often they will
preface their search for understanding with a comment to the effect of, "I didn't like
it."
"Blind dates, bad kissers, breakup texts, nightmare hook ups it's a jungle out there! Luckily, the authors of the bestselling Worst-Case Scenario series have created the most comprehensive handbook for surviving the wilds d'amour through every phase of a relationship, from courting and getting hitched to breaking up and moving on. Collecting hundreds of the best of the worst dating and sex scenarios from across the 27-book series and fea ..."
"Studies in Teaching and Learning With Culturally Diverse Texts Gladys Cruz,
Sarah Jordan, Jos‚ Mel‚ndez, Steven Ostrowski Alan Purves. Gilroy, P. (1992).
Cultural ... Cultural anthropology and linguistics. In D. Hymes (Ed.), ... The world
decade for cultural development. The Courier, 41 (11), 5—6. Miller, S. S., Si
McCaskill, B. (1993). Multicultural literature and literaries: Making space for
differences. Albany, NY: State Univers ..."
"Aimed at beginners, you will learn how to select the right hoop for you and techniques for using your hoop as a weight loss tool. Valuable resources are included at the end of the book."