"One day, Kansas wakes up grumpy. The other 49 states are stretching, yawning, and pouring maple syrup onto each other's pancakes, but irritable Kansas announces to his kindly neighbor Nebraska that life is dull and changes must be made: "All day long we just sit here in the middle of the country. We never GO anywhere. We never DO anything, and we NEVER meet any NEW states!" Nebraska, sick of hearing North Dakota and South Dakota bicker ..."
We Are Growing!(Illustrated) (Elephant & Piggie Like Reading!) by Mo Willems, LaurieKeller Hardcover, 64 Pages, Published 2016 by Hyperion Books For Children ISBN-13: 978-1-4847-2635-8, ISBN: 1-4847-2635-9
"Walt and his friends are growing up fast! Everyone is the something-est. But . . . what about Walt? He is not the tallest, or the curliest, or the silliest. He is not the anything-est! As a BIG surprise inches closer, Walt discovers something special of his own! "
Do Unto Otters(1st Edition) A Book About Manners by LaurieKeller Hardcover, 40 Pages, Published 2007 by Henry Holt And Co. (Byr) Mobipocket_Ebook ISBN-13: 978-0-8050-7996-8, ISBN: 0-8050-7996-3
"Mr. Rabbit's new neighbors are Otters. OTTERS! But he doesn't know anything about Otters. Will they get along? Will they be friends? Just treat otters the same way you'd like them to treat you, advises wise Mr. Owl. And so begins Mr. Rabbit's reflection on good manners.In her smart, quirky style Laurie Keller highlights how to be a good friend and neighbor―just follow the Golden Rule! This title has Common Core connections.A Junior Libr ..."
Open Wide(1st Edition) Tooth School Inside by LaurieKeller Hardcover, 40 Pages, Published 2000 by Henry Holt And Co. (Byr) Mobipocket_Ebook ISBN-13: 978-0-8050-6192-5, ISBN: 0-8050-6192-4
"Lauri Keller, the much-applauded creator of the wacky, wonderful The Scrambled States of America, traces one school day in a classroom of teeth in Open Wide: Tooth School Inside. Fortunately, when Dr. Flossman takes attendance, all 32 teeth are present to take the pledge: "And to the gums on which we stand, strong and healthy, with toothbrushes and toothpaste for all." The day proceeds with an anatomy lesson (illustrating dentin, enamel ..."
Pluto Gets the Call(Illustrated) by Adam Rex, LaurieKeller Hardcover, 48 Pages, Published 2019 by Beach Lane Books Picture Book ISBN-13: 978-1-5344-1453-2, ISBN: 1-5344-1453-3
"Pluto gets a call from Earth telling him he isn’t a planet anymore, so he sets out on a journey through the solar system to find out why in this funny and fact-filled romp that’s perfect for fans of The Scrambled States of America.Pluto loves being a planet. That is, until the day he gets a call from some Earth scientists telling him he isn’t a planet anymore! You probably wanted to meet a real planet, huh? So, Pluto takes the reader on ..."
Bowling Alley Bandit(1st Edition) (The Adventures of Arnie the Doughnut) by LaurieKeller Hardcover, 128 Pages, Published 2013 by Henry Holt And Co. (Byr) ISBN-13: 978-0-8050-9076-5, ISBN: 0-8050-9076-2
"As Mr. Bing's new pet "doughnut dog," Arnie couldn't be happier. When Mr. Bing joins a bowling league, Arnie gets to go along to practices and competitions. But then Mr. Bing starts rolling gutter balls. Someone or something is behind the madness. Arnie, together with his team of goofball friends, must sort through the shenanigans and solve the mystery. Get ready for some sleuthing and even some magic. Full of Laurie Keller's ..."
"Those wacky scrambled states are back. This time they've come together for a spectacular show featuring their many goofball talents. But just when Indiana (the director) is about to call SHOWTIME!, Georgia gets a bad case of stage fright and can't perform in her juggling act. Will the show go on, or will it be curtains? In this winning companion to The Scrambled States of America, young readers will revel in the madcap adventure and sil ..."
Birdy's Smile Book(1st Edition) (Christy Ottaviano Books) by LaurieKeller Hardcover, 40 Pages, Published 2010 by Henry Holt And Co. (Byr) Mobipocket_Ebook ISBN-13: 978-0-8050-8883-0, ISBN: 0-8050-8883-0
"Birdy starts every day by smiling at herself in the mirror. She says you can smile while doing just about anything--brushing your teeth, taking out the garbage, or eating broccoli. Okay, maybe not while eating broccoli. Even people with bad teeth (like our first president, George Washington) should show their toothy grins because there's no such thing as a bad smile. So heed Birdy's advice and practice your smile you'll need it while re ..."
The Scrambled States of America(1st Edition) by LaurieKeller Hardcover, 40 Pages, Published 1998 by Henry Holt And Co. (Byr) ISBN-13: 978-0-8050-5802-4, ISBN: 0-8050-5802-8
"One day, Kansas wakes up grumpy. The other 49 states are stretching, yawning, and pouring maple syrup onto each other's pancakes, but irritable Kansas announces to his kindly neighbor Nebraska that life is dull and changes must be made: "All day long we just sit here in the middle of the country. We never GO anywhere. We never DO anything, and we NEVER meet any NEW states!" Nebraska, sick of hearing North Dakota and South Dakota bicker ..."
Grandpa Gazillion's Number Yard(1st Edition) by LaurieKeller Hardcover, 32 Pages, Published 2005 by Henry Holt And Co. (Byr) ISBN-13: 978-0-8050-6282-3, ISBN: 0-8050-6282-3
"Don't you hate when your eyebrows fall into your soup? Dig them out with a SIX--it's a great eyebrow scoop! If you ever thought that numbers were only for counting--think again! At Grandpa Gazillion's Number Yard, numbers have all sorts of uses that can come in handy when in a pinch. For instance, a two can be used as a saxophone, a ten makes a great pogo stick, and a fourteen is a terrific sailboat. So head over to Grandpa Gazill ..."
Do Unto Otters A Book About Manners by LaurieKeller Paperback, Published 2007 by Scholastic ISBN-13: 978-0-545-10907-9, ISBN: 0-545-10907-8
"New Scholastic paperback.I ship 1st business day using new bubble envelope."
The Spinny Icky Showdown(Reprint) (The Adventures of Arnie the Doughnut) by LaurieKeller Paperback, 128 Pages, Published 2017 by Square Fish ISBN-13: 978-1-250-11499-0, ISBN: 1-250-11499-3
"Arnie steps up to the plate in a sensational game show competition!Now that Arnie has conquered the bowling alley and the planet Ufonut, he's back for another round of wild adventures in The Spinny Icky Showdown. This time the venue is a traveling television game show (in the spirit of WIPEOUT!) that comes to town. Arnie, Peezo, and their buddies can't wait to participate in the crazy obstacle course. But Arnie and his crew are in for ..."
Invasion of the Ufonuts (The Adventures of Arnie the Doughnut) by LaurieKeller Hardcover, 128 Pages, Published 2014 by Henry Holt And Co. (Byr) ISBN-13: 978-0-8050-9075-8, ISBN: 0-8050-9075-4
"Arnie finds himself in trouble when his neighbor, Loretta Schmoretta, begins telling news reporters that she was the victim of an alien abduction. And not just any aliens alien "doughnuts from outer spastry," who will continue the abductions until people stop eating doughnuts! Although Arnie thinks this is a ridiculous story, he notices that everyone is treating him differently, as if he is an alien doughnut rather than just a doughnut- ..."
"Those wacky scrambled states are back. This time they've come together for a spectacular show featuring their many goofball talents. But just when Indiana (the director) is about to call SHOWTIME!, Georgia gets a bad case of stage fright and can't perform in her juggling act. Will the show go on, or will it be curtains? In this winning companion to The Scrambled States of America, young readers will revel in the madcap adventure and sil ..."
Arnie, the Doughnut(1st Edition) (The Adventures of Arnie the Doughnut) by LaurieKeller Hardcover, 40 Pages, Published 2003 by Henry Holt And Co. (Byr) ISBN-13: 978-0-8050-6283-0, ISBN: 0-8050-6283-1
"Laurie Keller, creator of the wonderful picture books The Scrambled States of America and Open Wide: Tooth School Inside, cooks up a rather silly story about a doughnut who narrowly escapes his doughnut fate. Arnie is proud to be chocolate-covered, with bright-colored candy sprinkles. His first day on the planet is a big one. He is 1) cut into a ring 2) deep-fried 3) cooled 4) iced 5) sprinkled and 6) named Arnie. What he doesn't realiz ..."
Potato Pants! by LaurieKeller 40 Pages, Published 2018 by Henry Holt And Company (Byr) ISBN-13: 978-1-250-22599-3, ISBN: 1-250-22599-X
"A potato and his eggplant nemesis struggle to find the perfect pants in this hilarious, heartwarming tale of forgiveness by bestselling Geisel-Award winning creator Laurie Keller."
Arnie, the Doughnut by LaurieKeller 40 Pages, Published 2018 by Henry Holt And Company (Byr) ISBN-13: 978-1-250-23931-0, ISBN: 1-250-23931-1
"One by one, doughnuts were chosen, placed in paper bags, and whisked away with their new owners. Some went by the dozen in giant boxes. "Good-bye!" Arnie yelled to each doughnut. "Have a good trip!" "This is so exciting!" Arnie beamed."
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Open Wide Tooth School Inside by LaurieKeller 40 Pages, Published 2014 by Henry Holt And Company (Byr) ISBN-13: 978-1-4668-1939-9, ISBN: 1-4668-1939-1
"From the author/illustrator of The Scrambled States of America, here is Laurie Keller's fun-filled introduction to teeth."